Virtual Gramma Caprio

Surf the Web with Gramma Caprio here!
"This is Auttie's Grandma Caprio. I wanna to visit-ah da websites
with-ah you!" Click on a website, type in a url, or type in some text
in the spaces provided below. "Auttie, PLEASE-Ah!"
Gramma Caprio a Web Page

Convert a website to Gramma Caprio Speak!
Surf your favorite websites in Artie's Grandma Caprio Speak,
"I love-ah ma little Auttie!"
Type a URL:
Gramma Caprio Text
Type in some text (or cut-and-paste a block of text)
Then click "Get Gramma Caprio!"

Enter at least 4-5 sentences for an ok result...
You'll get funniest results if you paste at least 2-3 paragraphs of text!
About Virtual Gramma Caprio

Artie's Gramma Caprio gave me big pot of meatball gravy. I hooked it up to a computer, and viola, Gramma Caprio and all her love for "Auttie" was online and reading websites.

With that, I unleash the Virtual Gramma Caprio on the world.

Through this website, convert your words ... or someone else's words ... into "Gramma Caprio" speak. You can even convert an entire website to the lovable Gramma Caprio tongue! Just type in some text or a URL in the boxes above and click "Get Gramma Caprio!"


What I Think...

I love Howard Stern! I've been listening to the Howard Stern show since he came to the Philadelphia market in 1986. And I love Artie Lange. I didn't think Jackie Martling's shoes could be filled when he left. Artie has done an even more amazing job than I could imagine. He's hilarious, and it's nice to have a fellow Jersey guy oprions represented on the show.

Visit Artie Lange's website: Artie-Lange.com (or for even more fun, Gramma Caprio it!)

The RileyMartinizer is a tribute to Artie Lange, his Grandma Caprio, and my humble contribution to our secret little club - 5 million or so Howard Stern Fans who "get it."

Enjoy and "I love-ah you ma little Auttie!"

"King of All Nerds" Bill